Summary

Brian Cage's planned autobiography has become the latest target for Don Callis, who mocked both the idea of the book and the kind of title it should carry during a new interview with Sean Ross Sapp.

Cage first revealed in March that he is writing an autobiography about his life. No release details or additional information about the project were included in this latest update, but Callis had plenty to say when the subject came up.

Quote from Don Callis

"Is it in crayon? Actually, it couldn't be in crayon because he'd eat the crayons. Brian Cage writing a book, I actually thought somebody was ribbing me and now they must not be because you wouldn't bring it up if it was just a rib. There's so many things I could say. How many pages is it, is there one word on each page? I think the title of it should be 'Lift, Eat, Take Too Many Bumps: The Ballad Of Brian Cage'. I think that'd be a great title. I can't comment on it, I certainly hope he lets me write the foreword. He just may not like what I write in it."

Brian Cage gives Don Callis another easy talking point

Brian Cage's book plans now give Don Callis another way to needle one of the names around his orbit, even without any announced storyline development tied to the comment. The quote reads more like Callis leaning into his familiar manipulative loudmouth character than a sign of any immediate creative shift for Cage.

If AEW references the autobiography on television later, this interview gives that idea a ready-made hook. For now, the most notable takeaway is simply that Cage's project is still being discussed publicly, and Callis wasted no time turning it into a punchline.

Sources

As reported by Fightful.